1569 Geta Circle, Pickering, ON

Ladies & gentlemen, we interrupt your regularly scheduled home search with a developing story: an immaculate family home has officially entered the market & early reports suggest buyers should pay attention. Our first stop is the eat-in kitchen where stainless steel appliances, generous cabinet space & a garburator have been confirmed. Yes a garburator. Not a fancy European cheese as previously reported, but conveniently located under the sink. Just beyond the kitchen, we have a dining room with a walkout to the backyard. Sources say this could be an excellent location for dinner, entertaining or making a dramatic exit when someone asks who's doing the dishes. Moving into the living room, our reporters have identified potlights, crown moulding, a wood burning fireplace & a large window bringing in plenty of natural light. Experts are calling this a strong combination for relaxing, entertaining & staring dramatically out the window like you're in a furniture commercial. We now take you live to the primary bedroom. This room is large. Very large. A huge window, walk-in closet & ensuite round out the scene. Sources confirm naps may be possible at any time, although management has not approved this. And now, breaking news from below ground level. We have uncovered additional living space, including a large rec room, spacious pantry & impressive storage. Authorities continue to investigate, as there appears to be even more storage than initially anticipated. No one has been asked why they need this much storage. They simply have it. Outside the backyard provides even more space to enjoy, with a large deck perfect for entertaining, relaxing or conducting your own very important backyard news conference over coffee. Location reports are also coming in. There's quick access to the 401, Pickering Town Centre, the pedestrian bridge to the GO Station & a wide range of amenities. Getting where you need to go is unlikely to become tomorrow's breaking news. Stay classy buyers.